I almost forgot, but fortunately I have the good habit of keeping a diary, it turned out the first recall, and then continue ... ...
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year, I was young, The only ideal is to obtain fame, the time most of the day is wasted in reading on the.
three provincial examinations are not in, I shut oneself up and ponder over one's mistakes, how to read the book in what kind of lift? After much deliberation, in my own level of intelligence can not be the right answer, I'm depressed I drink, wine is a good thing, it is the crystallization of grain, not only physical health, but also increase the reader's courage!
seventy-seven Sishi Nine days later, the yard filled with jars, so I went to find out they can not use Wine Shop jars for wine? Brutally denied, I will huff all smashed jars, a move that I still have regrets, because cleaning up the pieces actually takes a full two years of my time!
give vent and indulge in no sense, is not only a waste of beer money, but also valuable time ... ...
this day, next to Butcher Hu and his mother in the butcher , mournful cry resounded through the village, better Wensheng ignorant children flocked to the day they are most looking forward to it, because you can get to the Butcher Hu Pig A discussion and put some lard in there, ignorant children who will use Huolian Ignite, happily holding trotters swagger around the fire.
then I have played these games, Well, not that the Pig fire? Olympic flame with integrity like, boring!
day, I read the book as usual, drinking wine to bring the book to bring the courage and the wisdom of the perfect combination at that moment, the collision of a cluster of fire, the fire is absolutely beyond Pig: I should go examiners to consult!
think of to do it, do today until tomorrow! I will spare hidden in the beam of the 20 gold coins all out, use them in exchange for a complete pig to the Butcher Hu into the water, I am bold rolling the pig into the water straight away township government ... ...
1 hour 18 minutes later, I arrived at the township government, handed him the name of thorns and the interviewer asked to see the pig into the water horse adults.
moment, I was led into the hall, told the interviewer gives horse adult seat tea, I hasten to politely said: Thank you, Ma adults, not necessary, just come to ask a small question ... ...
Ma twist his beard and smiling staff: ah, go ahead.
I quickly hand over the Road: adults, small 8 years 寒窗 studying, not in three provincial examinations, presumably to learn the right way and have come to adults for advice.
adult horses broke into smiles: the old fan, your article is quite insightful, well, the court will certainly be able to contribute!
I am at a loss: promising small adults being the case, why not hire a small one?
Stern, Ma adults: the old fan Yeah, today's expedition is one such system, the first look at birth ... ...
I quickly argued: adult, I'm the authentic poor peasant, the proletariat it!
Ma adults frowned: Keke, second look at calligraphy, although the literary grace you Ah, but the written word too difficult to see, want to move home to practice calligraphy in the Go!
I see an adult horse with a unhappy face, is clearly leading to interrupt his speech just now due, the moment did not dare to say, quickly bend the bow and said: Thank you, enlighten adults, which go back to the small writing characters.
passed by the township government founded
spring came across such a large uniform green barley grass, I have urged villagers to grow vegetables, but we believe that wheat is the orthodoxy, as we acquire fame scholars believe that the same side as the orthodox !
annual provincial examinations to begin, before leaving, the kind of food his father's big hand on my shoulder by a heavy, almost by me get on the ground, he full of expectations look at me and said: Boy, this year you have spent two liang silver for the addition of paper to buy ink, money is not easy, so you must be comprehensive examinations it!
my tears and said excitedly: Please be assured parents adults! This year we do not, I will not come back!
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test site.
made me uneasy waiting for the papers, looking forward to the eyes of his father constantly emerge in my mind, lingering. Mexico has long been a good
research, a light scent of ink gradually diverge, I lifted, in order to train well in words, usually with only the cheapest Black ink, stink to high heaven, I easy for it? Well now, the only obstacle in the move have been removed in the future I could become a court in the civil service, and so I became a civil servant, will not seek wealth, as one to serve the court, to be a good officer, will go down in history, everyone I know accommodating Greater China, there was a big clean government, the people are known as
into my papers and sent the case, I glanced at the questions, can not help but laugh!
days ha ha ha ha ... ... really help me too! If the test is not in this time then it is#?%^&!
proposition this test turned out to be
Haha, I think the old fan do? Cooking stocks are my strengths it! Could it be that the interviewer had a set of adult horses into the water after the pigs specifically to take care of me?
Oh, time is limited, or the right answer quickly:
a small fish, small fish also, we all know that while doing the dishes, fish meat tenderness is also, therefore, the process of cooking not frequent turning, turning frequently the consequences will lead to rotten fish powder, into a food product phase backward, it can not fetch a high price, if the tricky encounter some of the customers, but also demands the return of redo not only wasted valuable time It will also increase operating costs, absolutely worth the candle!
avoid frequent when the fish do flip, this, Mr. culinary term pedigree I have been in its . A cooking can actually realize from the cooking process of governance, how difficult it!
Since Governing a large country can be like cooking a small fish, then why should not stock it, such as cooking a small fish?
I have been clear that the current government powers, such as cooking a small fish, nothing more than to say: governance of a country, the government had not flip-flop. Frequent changes in the system, resulting in a loss subjects, the country easy to revolt.
Similarly, the old fan to point out: play the stock market can not be frequent operation. Frequently chase sell, will lead to chaos mind, the stock vulnerable too!
I cook a small fish, the old fan also cooking a small fish, so I view is my view, the art of cooking a small fish I have no worse than I!
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my high-spirited, eloquent book to brush urgent, coherent, written papers will be full to the brim whole, the book completed, will pen a throw, drying ink, yelled: Report! I have an assignment.
pass the examination of the scene quietly surfaced in my eyes, my hands full normal hit one back, and walked Fangbu whistling out of the examination room, looking back saw the other students who have not yet handed in the eyes of jealousy, I deliberately the most popular song
parents are not home, some went to work the fields. I am full of joy no one to talk, depressed it!
Therefore, I have to Jiufang shall buy wine to drink, even forgetting to bring the excitement of silver, well, go to the restaurant drink, restaurant owner and I, sort of friendship, to credit.
I looked, Oh! Huh? This is not the year I get the name? How they hang out? When was the last to the old name yet, is it inside information they have been convinced that I am in the lift it?
this restaurant is the village's holding company, is a pillar industry of the village finances, the above very seriously. For this reason, I had opened before inviting staff to do before because I was recognized as the village people, in their eyes, I am old fan of the talent that is quite talented, second to none in our village malt!
staff what? Of course, name it! Named for the restaurant they asked me to go against me on the spot out of a pair, the joint Acclaim all over the court immediately ushered in, with the exception that the village committee director of the Office on the spot I was very unhappy, quipped: that trouble the Xiongtai to the elegant one.
Director humbly bowed Duixiao: Crocus brother is a village recognized talent, I dare to show off? Fan brother to get together to do batches of four characters, but also when the name, described as
I frowned and said: Which four words? !
officially opened on the day, and the scene has been enthusiastic, almost all attended the village, and village leaders also sent a lot of free meals to eat that first meal, we were on the name and the doors of praise, I heart, of course, flattered.
people there, alive figure Gesha? Bluntly, is a sense of accomplishment is not it? Whatever you do, whether you have the money, as long as you have a sense of accomplishment, and that life can be quite happy! Otherwise, everything his mother is vain, no help for your life!
example, the king, head north of the village, four walls, the year before his wife has eloped with a sale of candied fruit, but he recently had been living a very happy, and why? Last year, he is very busy not bored, in order to express their minds a Everyone admired the village! To this end, the village was carried out awards and report to the village, township, and awards have also been reported to the county ... ... to such a step by step report of the court, and later, the pumpkin will be super tribute to the palace, today the emperor himself was a happy three words
later, although the township government for fear of the king two leaks damage the emperor Yu Ci Guinness Book of Records, has his gold ingot taken away, the king, not only do not get angry very happy not sad, for those who are worldly possessions for the second king, he needed only rooted in the hearts, no one can take away!
Since then, the second king of the envy of the villagers bathing in happily enjoy a fulfilling happy life ... ...
Unfortunately, I do not have the king, so lucky that I was is not yet comprehensive examinations, and go
me the angry it! Know the reason to find the boss asked, villagers heard that I did not comprehensive examinations will be asked to name when I replaced the signs, take the new name is Office, he said, Village name
Oh, repeated ups and downs, just from the village-run restaurant on the replacement of signs that inference, this year I will be in no doubt that the old fan! An
Today, I was drinking some more, one to the hearts glad, and secondly, Well, this restaurant owner's daughter home with me personally on the drink, so I kept dreams ... ...
well known, This restaurant is a village holding, the majority of the cadres and staff of the children on weekdays, the service attitude flattered, therefore, today received the attention of the boss at home daughter, who will be difficult to control!
tell the truth, I have pursued her, Oh, people look high, medium build,UGG bailey button, I did not even put on the eyes!
Once I drank a little wine on her way home from work at night to intercept her once, as I am shy at the sight of her beautiful eyes on the incoherent, stumbling words to express that do not come out. In fact,UGG boots clearance, I know what this trouble, an old saying: Know thyself, know yourself! So I wrote a letter in advance, is called a red heart preparations on both hands, once the language is unclear, to use the letter to express.
now, I think, than the language of the letter express your feelings more! To hard to recover because the outburst, but the writing is different, was wrong to write again, until satisfied with the re-issued.
a few days, I once again after a successful intercept her, he asked her read my love letters feel?
her answer was very clear to me: marriage can be, but as the bride price Less! An area of not less than 1.5 acres of new houses, hall, East and West rooms, one less front yard back garden! Three gold five silver and a mess about everything ... ...
I was like a bolt from the blue Getting! I have a blank mind, body threw shouted: OK! I promise you! Simply say, about equal to the number of silver?
her bow smile, said gently: in other words a thousand two up and down it.
Fuck! One thousand two from top to bottom! ! ! Parents need to make money by two kinds of wheat life! So, I spot despair!
I am a self-knowledge of the people, learned that he really can not afford to marry her after they abandoned the unnatural. I Heart Road, like me good man, lost, your loss! ! !
today, everything changed, she could take the initiative to please me, oh! I have long said: that gold will shine!
Now, I am the golden ingots of gold! No one wants, Oh, but really the only one to have him!
in malt village has several outstanding beauty have sent someone to my house and mentioned pro, Xingaoqiao how I can easily give in? In my mind, only the restaurant owner's daughter, she is my favorite!
above, are paving the way I am writing to mislead people in thinking that will give me the fact that online When I saw the comments Xiongtai, Concert's feeling kind of encounter, like that so and so and so and so, like the stories!
get the job when the news spread through the village of malt, my first impression is: Whistle!
afternoon, I am holding a jar of wine, a cow drinking and card playing, the township government to look the interviewer straight adult horses.
bovine B Hong Hong was the guard also attempt to block me, I was almost to the altar to give him wine to open a scoop! Guard is Gouzhangrenshi to see me so bossy, they quickly informed, and soon I saw the horse adults.
horse knowledgeable adults,UGGs, estimated to make trouble as I see so much, he sounded Duixiao said to me: this is not old and barbarians? Oh, how wrong even though the officer said, the officials call the shots with you! Getting full of resentment I
Dunxiao Jiucheng, I almost choked and said: sir, the last courtesy of your teachings, they train hard calligraphy niche home to adult guidance, this will be, why I did not even in?
Ma adults undaunted, hand twisted beard thought for a long while and said: This ... ...
yell angry staring eyes I said: The what? ! Not that you will be taking bribes to wipe my fame? !
Ma adults said: No, No! I
heavy jars Wang Zhuoshang meal Road: Non-your mother's head! I am nothing more than to send the pig into the water, people get the pork too!
Ma adults sour expression: if you say so, I have nothing to explain it!
I am outraged in one hand and pointing the nose of an adult horse, said: you must give me an explanation! Otherwise ... ...
Ma adults sneer: Otherwise, how? You dare to threaten Zhaotingmingguan, want to want to live? !
believe?! end will only increase the charges you a defamation Chaotingmingguan! He Koucha Wet
horse adult voice said: Yeah the old fan, this time the official papers specially pay attention to your, hey ... ...
I ask: how?
Ma adults said: I do not know how you did not listen to my advice to practicing calligraphy?
I argued: Of course! Adults express, the small town of Xinhua Bookstore, immediately went to buy a copybook, home to train hard for several months, thinking sympathetically, if the court also rejected because of poor recruitment of small calligraphy, there really is wrong!
Ma adults sighed and said: the old fan, maybe you really worked hard calligraphy home, but no one really read your responses, I question who you learn calligraphy?
my eyes stare angrily: Zhang Xu! adults may be
Wu Ma: No wonder ... ...
These few people understand the realm of calligraphy, eight graders teachers do not know Cursive is due to ... ...
Ma adults shake their heads: Translation? Calligraphy, the highest level is that everyone can understand, everyone is deeply pleasing, pleasing your responses though, but everyone can not read, which is
me speechless, had returned, bitterly.
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things then we can imagine!
restaurant replaced the usual signs
Shit! I state and the A bunch of mediocre, even to fame on the success or failure! Sooner or later, I will eventually get ahead, to that time, regret it you are there!
away from home, I just told my brother, when he was township secondary school, according to today's statement are boarders. That day, I wore a black, mysterious anomalies found his brother, said: brother, big brother, do now, the future home of all the troubles you more to worry about it!
my brother was still young, he timidly said: my brother, what are your plans?
mysterious I tell him: his brother to do a major event, in short, is that you take good care of their parents!
Sidongfeidong to his brother nodded, parting, he grabbed my sleeve, saying: You are my only brother, take care!
I was Jiangrenleishui patted his shoulder and said: brother, home to please you! Take care!
two brothers parting.
the face of a new life, I Mangranruoshi. Remaining 43 coins in his pocket, and if one meal a day face, 3 tonne copper, then, not two weeks, I will be penniless, in the future how to live?
remember the last expedition, there was a buddy told me earnestly: Life is not easy, live, live the most important!
Now, I understand from Yes! Live the most important, however, I can rely on to survive it?
face no future the future, I was ... ...
loss to the capital!
capital development opportunities, heard a few princes in broad strokes Menke, in my talent, and seek a job which ends meet should not be difficult!
this to the capital, thousands of miles away, alone, I have this money for the journey, I am afraid that the capital could not have starved to death afar!
saying goes: the people are poor blog is short, forced prostitution.
Saint Cloud: Pirates of the Pirates can be very Pirates! As the sage said
Fellas, I have reserved a very? ! So, I'm not prepared to take advantage of people stealing a donkey, in fact, it is also a lot of money to steal, because I was leaving three coins, although the same compared to the first donkey is a gap between the prices, but, and a big difference.
people there, like this, as long as you feel peace of mind on the line.
preceding days, , killing 32 officers and wounding 47 people ... ...
When the court to win the hearing, it actually shouting, said: Unfortunately, I knew this should buy 2 kilograms of TNT, it is not 47 What a good bird!
thoughts I was reading this article is: a small county government, how would there be so many officials? This is absolutely impossible! Government to increase the farmers must be the guilt of the exaggeration!
the farmer was later sentenced to beheading the punishment, death Shihai shouted: Long live the peasants! Land Equalization defend to the death! Ownership of land will always belong to the peasants! And other slogans.
I think his death is meaningless, but he must have felt the death of conscience, he is to die for the general interests of farmers, he felt the death of the great, glorious dead!
Humph! Shit! The majority of farmers think? Eat well by day, God good weather, we will be able to have a good crop farming hard, or he would flee from famine beg for food, to what to use? Enchant a piece of land with a life value? Good death is better than alive, hey ... ...
time, we heard the news of malt after village, the villagers are mostly the idea, in the face of their apathetic, I am sad. This includes my parents, their hard farming, in addition to all taxes paid after the further small surplus, it is the ability to support me and my brother go to school, although I recognized the village of talented people is not the first repeat test, but I have a very smart brother, is the so-called Who can guarantee the future of my brother will not succeed?
know my father had also had some words, because schools often require parents to review student's homework, and is certified for the passage of time, increasing the father's knowledge and, therefore, our family had mistaken is a scholarly family, gradually lost interest on the farm, the daily study stereotyped articles, also participated in this year's village election!
thought here, I would feel guilty if I am in the move, his father certainly elected village mayor malt, hey ... ... everything is my fault! I decided this is one reason for running away from home, I could not face his father's eyes very disappointed!
father adults! Shu filial children, rise and fall of Fan family had to count on my brother!
remorse at the moment is simply useless, because I have and the family line opposite the road, I will further and further away ... ...
Now, I stole a donkey, God knows that I will also What will be stolen? !
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book connected to the back.
low price I bought a donkey, this donkey is beautiful, covered with translucent dark coat color, playing distance is simply a black horse wearing a mask!
I bought a 20 fire, a pot of shochu, a gourd of water, in fact, had never been seen water, not money, not like now, the whole thing broken plastic bottled water to sell a 5! I only paid the money hyacinth, water is give away.
long way, pocket money, I'm ready for the worst, if this first lovely Heilv halfway dead tired and hungry on the way, is also buried a sad pity, I Health heap fire roasted a folder to eat, so I look to buy 20 big fire!
heard when I was young, there is a moat between the capital near the county, where the burning flesh, but also improved.
this way, I hunger and food to drink, the donkey hoof kept a good pace. That day, I touched luggage, bad! A fire got left, and look Heilv, O Bel spirit! I'd be miserable, in order to save power, I only eat a fire every day, so to count them, already had a 19.
looked at the shop in the middle of nowhere before the wilderness, near collapse of my spirit! I patted Heilv the forehead, said: like this, who eats who might also do ... ...
Suddenly, a flash I made an unusually wise decision: I decided this will be the only fire into 4 parts, so that can persist for 4 days without it? Thought of this, re-ignite the flame of life,Discount UGG boots, I'm feeling full of energy!
You eat a fire every day, adhere to the 19 days there would be no power? But that is an idea, ideas that people can not figure things really, I have heard that the survivors of a mine, buried deep underground, even live by the idea of not less than 19 days, fucking amazing! I straightened up with the idea
, in fact, I have been dying to lie on the Heilv wandering aimlessly back and allow it to.
I heard someone speak, I suddenly have a spirit. In fact, I dressed in black lying on Heilv back, do have unmanned suspect.
have a look!
how to do? Install halo is clearly seeking death, my mouth reading about: trouble ah trouble ~ ~
What? Is he is the legendary Eight Immortals Chang, old? We all do not fight, the first call back to the cottage to say! themselves do not know their situation, or even to distinguish what is illusion and what is reality?
the above state reasons, such as: love, drinking, along with the rapid development of modern science and technology, as well as drug use, add a variety of religious organizations and various organizations have been brainwashed MLM , and so the list goes on ... ...
I am now in the unexamined, unable to distinguish illusion and reality, but I and most people are different, I was hungry, it just!
I feel someone will I stand on a chair to sit down, and then, a lot of people bow down to me, Shan Hu: the Sin!
hazy around square table, I catch a glimpse of a few inventory lying on the heart, attend to another, the first snack bar pad bar pad, snacks too dry, almost choke, I said: water, water!
anyone should be said: the fairy to take a bath, go for water!
Fuck! That depressed me, it almost choke on what you still wash the bath? ! Temporarily suppress hunger, mood disorders comfortable.
fall off his chair, just yet beheld User says: the old fan to be driven to revolt! At that time I do not believe it!
I timidly asked: stinky to do. nod and smile at him, said: , our
brother lost the lead to ask: Why on Sin laugh?
I said: do not kill you to prove your Certainly be able to return to the right path in the future.
lead brother reluctantly said: the fairy say is that whenever there is anything to eat, who would be willing to do this wicked trading?
I scanned the pack, (call them brought together the teapot!
brother to take the lead wrist and said: do not rush to prepare Sakamoriba? Want to drink water, eat on the fairy it? !
I am grateful to see the big brother to take the lead, good ah! So understanding it!
Soon, food and wine served.
me politely to take the lead brother poured a bowl of wine, sat down opposite me, on the pack orders: This happy, half-day holiday, we are going to drink two bowls of it! Having a wave, the pack withdraw.
take the lead in big brother poured himself a bowl of wine, respectfully hands around the Jiu Wan Road: the fairy, I respect you, first again! Yanba drained, really bold! I'm busy porting Jiuwan
along and drink a good strong wine it! Makes my sound to cough.
quickly pick up the piece of beef take the lead in Big Brother said: the fairy eating, which is beef stewed wild bamboo one we must, you try!
I refuse: do not eat meat.
I rely on! I almost fainted with anger, almost a month and did not know the taste of meat, and this critical moment, I turned down a bird! I really want to own both hated mouth!
big brother to take the lead with displeasure see my face and quickly said: I'll do few more vegetarian Houchu told to ... ...
my teeth and said: do not need it!
amazing drinker big brother to take the lead on the dry bowls, I began to Fan Yun, blood vessels in the rushes of alcohol continue to stimulate the brain, I began to excited, if also more up. Gradually, some began to talk about substantive issues.
take the lead in the first Big Brother asked me why I come here? Time can not decide whether I want to say the truth, so I asked him this question.
take the lead in a big mouth and big brother to drink wine, a long sigh: hey ... long story ... ah ~ ~
me smile: it slowly, just as the wine jars, we can not a whole drink it, they have to take it ... ...
take the lead in Big Brother said: ever since the implementation of packet emperor system, the feudal fragmentation, and even some self-reliance is king, it is feared the court would send troops crusade to keep increasing taxes, recruiting , the purchase of advanced weapons, many people fled overwhelmed went bankrupt, I was one of them.
for other transactions?
must first apply for an export quota, mom, trade barriers are everywhere, you say, how to do these transactions?! out: hey, you're right, or the reunification of the good. Yes!
OK! I am confident! ! ! Exquisite! ! ! God!
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